The author’s bio from a lifestyle (ok, dating) column on MSN:


Rich Santos finds charm in stupidity and campiness in movies, celebs and life. He currently resides in New York City where some day he hopes to fall in love. Until then, he is happy to share his failures and successes with the readers of Marie Claire.

Jesus, that’s terrible. I mean, starting with the syntax but getting worse from there. How about that, a guy who gets a kick out of dumb movies. My, there’s something new.


And why was I reading this column? Well, fuck you, mind your own business.

SPECIAL BONUS:

I guess Pat Benatar was right when she sang “Love Is a Battlefield”

That’s from the column. He actually had that in there.

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