Via Memeorandum and Wonkette, a 13-year-old named Jonathan Krohn addresses CPAC. It’s incredible. The kid is exactly like Al Franken imitating a wingnut blowhard, but miniaturized way down. He’s got all the authoritative hems and haws and the body language, but the bridge of his nose is such a tiny distance over the microphone.
Huffington Post has an interview. “I got into politics when I was eight years old. Six years now. And I got involved because I started listening to talk radio. … Bill Bennett really became an idol for me. I listened to him every morning from 6 to 9 for, oh, years.”
UPDATE: If he’s 13, why was he 8 six years ago? Fuck.
UPDATE: I think this is him with Malkin. He’s got good body language.
Edmund Burke
Milton Friedman
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Jonathan Krohn
The evolution of conservatism is now complete.
I think if a kid like this spoke at any given DNC rally, he’d bring the house down.
Conservatives should know better.