Via Memeorandum and Wonkette, a 13-year-old named Jonathan Krohn addresses CPAC. It’s incredible. The kid is exactly like Al Franken imitating a wingnut blowhard, but miniaturized way down. He’s got all the authoritative hems and haws and the body language, but the bridge of his nose is such a tiny distance over the microphone. 


Huffington Post has an interview. “I got into politics when I was eight years old. Six years now. And I got involved because I started listening to talk radio. … Bill Bennett really became an idol for me. I listened to him every morning from 6 to 9 for, oh, years.”

UPDATE:  If he’s 13, why was he 8 six years ago? Fuck.

UPDATE:  I think this is him with Malkin. He’s got good body language.