This is a bit collegiate, but … The Nietzsche Family Circus. A random Nietzsche quote is made the caption of a random Bil Keane cartoon; just hit refresh and you get a new one. Didn’t really make me laugh, but one appreciates the thought. 

UPDATE:  And then this one did make me laugh.

 

For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, 

a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication.

That kid in the background with the hat. Mom’s going to buy them a fifth and they can get trashed and do amateur theatrics in the backyard.

And this one. It seems too good to be true:

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

And finally:

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.