Unwittingly Funny Sentence

When this guy starts thinking, he doesn’t stop:

I have been wondering for a long time now, why it is I can’t fully enjoy Return of the Jedi, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, any Rambo emptying a SAW past First Blood, or any Rocky beyond the bell where an out-of-breath voice gasped wisely, “No rematch!”

0 thoughts on “Unwittingly Funny Sentence

  1. jesus, 2000+ words to say “Jedi sucked and we won’t even talk about Episode I”. does that even *need* that kind of explication? what a waste of verbiage.

  2. I have been wondering for a long time now why it is my feet hurt when I wear shoes that are the wrong size.

    To be fair to the sequels guy, anyone who doesn’t write about Phantom Menace has made at least one good choice.