Celebrate Imperialism!

It’s that time of year when Americans give thanks that the smallpox virus and small arms fire cleared a continent for Europeans and their livestock. In that healthy spirit of aggressive annexation, I am imposing my provincial holiday on our international contributors and closing shop for a few days. Happy turkey eating, if turkey is what you’re eating, and we’ll be back as usual on Sunday.

2 thoughts on “Celebrate Imperialism!

  1. I’m bringing a deeply unfair treaty document to my Thanksgiving dinner to pressure and coerce the local natives into signing – they’re taking up MY valuable farmland!

    Also, HAVE FUN CONSUMING THE FLESH OF AN INNOCENT DEAD BIRD, omnivores! Heh.

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