Do you know how lonely it is when you tweet and no one hears? When the soulful “twit twit” echoes back like coffin nails pounding, pounding into the forest primeval, or doleful bells doling in the vast virtual watches of the overbyte?
Follow us, damn it! Follow us! Let us not twoot in vain!
I know when the site updates because I get the notice in my RSS reader. But I “friended” you anyway. Write funnier sound bites! And use URL-shorteners so you have more space for commentary when you post links!
Yeah, yeah. Everybody’s a critic!