I planned to stab myself in the eye with a blunt pencil tonight, but instead I spent the time creating a facebook page. This was less fun, but at least didn’t waste a pencil.

Justify my pain. Toss your flirty, singing icons into the fiery pit and then say you like it.

Bless Robert Stanley Martin for saving me, incidentally. Without him I would be twice the gibbering wreck I am.

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