Pale in the 70s

This first appeared on Splice Today.
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My wife and I took my eight-year-old son to see Dark Shadows this weekend, and thereby discovered that PG-13 covers a lot of territory.  The last Harry Potter films were PG-13, for example, and that meant kind of scary and some people die.  Dark Shadows, though, is PG-13 and that apparently meant not-nearly-elliptical-enough references to oral sex.  Which luckily my son is too young to get, but my wife and I got them and we were sitting there with our son and so were able to contemplate just how unfit we are to be parents.  Which is not a new revelation or anything, but it’s always painful to have it brought home to you like that.  Luckily there were no DCFS agents in the theater.

What there were in the theater instead were a lot of black people.  In fact, I’m pretty sure we were the only whites there.  In one sense, this is not particularly surprising — we saw the film on the south side of Chicago in an African-American neighborhood.  I’ve been to the theater a number of times, and the audience is always heavily black.

Still, it was a little weird in this case because, despite its name, Dark Shadows has a remarkably pale cast.  And I’m not just referring to the make-up Johnny Depp dons as the vampire Barnabus.  No, what I’m talking about is the fact that everyone in the cast was white.  And I do mean everyone.  Yes, of course, white people get all the speaking parts.  But unless I missed an extra hidden behind a gargoyle or obscured by the exploding canning factory, even the bit players here were impressive in their studious eschewal of diversity.  No blacks.  No Hispanics.  Not even any Asians, as far as I could tell.  Hollywood’s fictional 1970s Collinsport, Maine is white, white, and also white.  Unless you count some Curtis Mayfield on the soundtrack, I suppose.  Which I don’t.

Of course, you could argue that the actual Collinsport, Maine, in the 1970s would have been racially homogenous. And that’s true — Maine even today is 94% white, and a small seaport town like Collinsport would be a few percentage points higher than 94%, I’m sure.

Still…the vampire/witch/werewolf population of Maine is significantly less than 6%, and yet somehow the film found room to represent this minority group.  Moreover, while pervasive segregation (https://hoodedutilitarian.com/2012/01/sundown-towns/) has meant that parts of the country have no African-Americans living in them, there is no section of the country that has been untouched by African-American culture.  A good deal of Dark Shadows is devoted to the fish-out-of-its-coffin humor of the 18th-century-born-Barnabas struggling to deal with the brave new world of 1972.  His reaction to changing gender roles (women doctors!) is mined for laughs, as is hippie culture and changing musical tastes (Alice Cooper makes an enjoyable guest appearance.)  But the vast changes in style and consciousness caused by the Civil Rights movement are never addressed.  Surely Barnabas trying to parse Black Power — or even the Electric Company — would have been worth a laugh or two.  But nope.  It’s hard to imagine a 1970s without soul, even in Maine, but Dark Shadows pulls it off.

Of course, the African-American audience I watched with didn’t seem to be especially disturbed by the lack of diversity.  On the contrary, for the most part they seemed to enjoy the film, oral sex jokes and all.  No doubt they long ago accepted that Caucasians were going to dominate their Cineplexes. As my wife’s been known to say when challenged about her love of eighties hair metal, “If I only liked pop culture that wasn’t sexist, then there’d be no pop culture to like, would there?”  Still, after a couple of hours of ghosts, vampires, and witches, the creepiest moment of the afternoon was leaving the theater and realizing that, as far as the film was concerned, the people around me barely existed even as dark shadows.

11 thoughts on “Pale in the 70s

  1. Barnabas has slam-bang physical battles with his former lover and innocent people including a work crew and a group of campers are indiscriminately murdered, yet you are worried that your 8 year old might lose his innocence over a few references to oral sex? But yes, Tim Burton tends to make films about white people.

  2. The oral sex was a metonymy for the fact that the content was problematic — including the sort of fight/sort of sex scene and the murders. And, you know, less worried that he’d lose his innocence than that we would be reprimanded by bystanders.

    I liked the movie pretty well, actually, and my son liked it as well. Not great, but fairly entertaining.

  3. Actually I liked it too, it was at least better than the soap and Nights in White Satin never sounded so good, haha

  4. That story I just posted is wide open to accusations of twee snide ironic preciousness that dog This American Life, but as a longtime devotee of community theatre I relate to this account of salvaging something from iffy low-grade entertainment along with the interaction between onstage and offstage narrative.

  5. ———————
    Noah Berlatsky says:

    But the vast changes in style and consciousness caused by the Civil Rights movement are never addressed. Surely Barnabas trying to parse Black Power — or even the Electric Company — would have been worth a laugh or two. But nope. It’s hard to imagine a 1970s without soul, even in Maine, but Dark Shadows pulls it off.
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    Would not the 18th-century Barnabas’ reaction to African-Americans running around free have been offensive? “Why aren’t you picking cotton? Who’s your master?”

    We haven’t seen the movie — my Significant Other is offended by the heavy-handed mockery of a fondly-remembered series — but could not Burton, satirizing the series, have chosen to maintain its all-white nature? I couldn’t commit to watching it regularly, but saw nary a hint of an African-American.

    Oh, wait, I can Google; “blacks in dark shadows tv series”:

    Instead ran into “Who Was Gay In The Original “Dark Shadows” TV Series?”
    ( http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html?t=11378741#page:showThread,11378741 ), where we can read “The easier question would be, who wasn’t gay on the Dark Shadows original series. Dark Shadows and Edge of Night were two of gayest sets in NYC in the 60s and 70s and that is saying a lot.” And, names are named!

    …But no hint of into to the original query.

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    James says:

    Barnabas has slam-bang physical battles with his former lover and innocent people including a work crew and a group of campers are indiscriminately murdered, yet you are worried that your 8 year old might lose his innocence over a few references to oral sex?
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    Well, this America, where violence is OK and sex obscene, not Europe…

  6. Um, that wasn’t my point, which was that in America violence is encouraged while sex is repressed; for children, violence is the curriculum…kids are not allowed to learn about sex or reproduction because of the primitive religious beliefs of some of the population. But okay, certainly violent sex is encouraged.

  7. Loved the film but could help but notice there weren’t any black people. Pretty disgusted really as so many Africans were shipped over and enslaved to build these places. Yep, well written Noah, 70’s and no soul!!! Shame on you John for appearing in a racist film. Technically it is though isn’t it…. No black people, what, not all? Not one!..? Great film but shame about that in the truest sense. I’m British by the way, I watched it with my Italian boyfriend from iTunes. (He thought it was boring..) I thought it was great but blatantly racist. I want to say a lot more but it’s just so disgusting to think they did that, so much so I googled Dark shadows no black people, that’s how I came across your blog! Well done. It shouldn’t matter but I feel the need to point out that I’m black.

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