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Gluey Tart: I Give to You

“The world is rejecting me.” But at least there are cat reaction shots.

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Gluey Tart: This Night’s Everything

Manly assassin porn! Hold the mayo.

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Gluey Tart: Yakuza Café

“So you’ve encountered the dragon! You’re lucky to be alive.” That, my friends, is a good one.

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Gluey Tart: Valhalla, I Am Coming

I didn’t go to see this movie for the plot (although a serial killer seems egregious even in a movie you fully expect to suck). I went, obviously, because I have a huge crush on Rooney Mara.

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Gluey Tart: Tonight’s Take-out Night

Today’s selection asks the eternal question, “Can a buttoned-up professional hope to fend off a rogue romantic’s aggressive advances … or is the heat of playful passion too enticing to ignore?”

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Gluey Tart: Does the Stupidity in My Book Bother You?

I love Steven Tyler. And I pretty much loved his book, Does the Noise in My Head Bother You? (despite the title). It was very entertaining, and many of the things you want in a rock biography. The relative sizes of Aerosmith’s respective dicks, for instance. See? You want to know, right?

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Gluey Tart: Rock On, Fan Fic Woman

After years of comfortably not thinking about Stevie Nicks at all, she is back in my life. And since YOU WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!, I will tell you all about it.

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