Brave and Bold #140 — Batman and Wonder Woman

I love Bob Haney and Jim Aparo’s run on Brave and the Bold; I have an unhealthy obsession with Wonder Woman. So Brave and Bold featuring Batman and Wonder Woman — that’s got to be good, right?

Well, not exactly. Haney and Aparo both seem more or less on autopilot here; it doesn’t suck, or anything, but neither is there any particular inspiration. Haney pulls out one of his usual plot gimmicks (some old geezer offers to give millions to Batman’s favorite charity if pointy-ears will rescue his daughter. It’s amazing how often this happens.) So Batman goes off, and there’s the usual Haney twists — malevolent, intelligent gorilla surgeons; Gotham City replicated on a floating barge; double-crossing heiresses, that sort of thing. Wonder Woman shows up, and Haney does his best to figure out why her presence doesn’t make Batman irrelevant. Maybe, I don’t know…she could not know her own strength until seeing Batman in danger causes her to free her inner Amazon? Sure, what the hell, that works. Meanwhile, Aparo entertains himself by drawing the protagonists from the boots down….

So good fun…but it never really fulfills the kinky promise of the bizarre splash page:

There’s some bondage/mind control for you in the best Marston tradition! Aparo seems to be especially having fun getting WW to twist around like a cat, curling up her fingers into claws. We get some more on the next page:

And…unfortunately that’s it for the super-heroes-as-mind-controlled-wild-animal subplot. It’s never actually even explained why Batman and WW are behaving like that; there’s one panel where Bats speculates vaguely about drugs or hypnosis, but it’s never followed up. Of course, the real reason is simply that Haney thought it would be cool/funny/sexy and make a good lead in. And then he just dropped it, because he got distracted. Haney doesn’t really write plots anyway; he just writes plot holes.

Still, I have to say; as far as versions of Wonder Woman go, this one has a certain aphasiac appeal. Haney doesn’t seem to have any great affinity or even enthusiasm for the character; he just sort of picks her up and drops her into one of his usual nutty plots, gratuitously noting each of her powers along the way (invisible plane! magic truth-telling lasso! amazon speed!) because that’s what you do in a comic. In that context, the scene at the beginning comes off in a similar, check the boxes kind of way — if you’ve got a Wonder Woman story, you throw in some bondage. And you might as well tie Batman up too, because, hey, he’s there, and why not?

And there’s something to that. Maybe it’s just the extent to which Haney so obviously doesn’t treat these characters as Mary Sues, or really as icons at all. He doesn’t want to honor them; he doesn’t want to desecrate them; he just wants to race through his story and have some laughs and come out the other end and get a paycheck. In that context, an Amazonian feminist avatar decked out in bondage gear isn’t any more or less ridiculous than a guy wearing a bat suit. Most latter-day Wonder Woman writers are tripped up because Marston’s WW is more coherent than your average super-hero, so when you try to put her into a storyline that functions differently than that propounded by her creator, things go awry. But Haney’s plots aren’t coherent; they don’t work anyway. Wonder Woman still looks like a nutty non-sequitor…but, in Haney’s world, that makes her fit right in.

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This is part of an occasional series of posts on latter-day iterations of Wonder Woman. You can read the whole series here.

And since arbitrary links are sort of in the Bob Haney spirit — I’ve been posting some downloadable music mixes over the last couple of weeks. The last one is titled Book Radio Mixer, the one before was called The Old Gospel Ship. Click through the links for tracklists and downloads, if that appeals.

Wiki Trek: “For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched” the Sky”

The episode involves a space disease. I find the following item hard to believe, but it’s from Mem Alpha:

An early press release misspelled the disease as “xenopallasathemia”. Fan writer Ruth Berman picked up on the gaffe and reported it to Devra Langsam’s zine Spockanalia, adding “Talk about too much of a god thing.”

Because of “pallas” being in the middle of the space disease’s name. I don’t normally go for nerdy bad puns, but this case is so extreme that it commands respect. (Side note: Kind of odd that the script would impose such a tongue twister on the cast.) 

By now Star Trek had sets, props and footage it could cannibalize. MemAlpha notes:

 The Book of the People is the same as Chicago Mobs of the Twenties in “A Piece of the Action“.

The metal helical staircase is recycled from “The Empath“.

The scenes showing Yonada are reused footage of the asteroid from “The Paradise Syndrome“, and the curved staircase in the control room at the end of this episode seems to be the same one used inside the Obelisk in that same episode.

Lousy script.  “Hollow” is another lousy show, again because of script. Space disease hits reg from nowhere; there’s a space tribe bossed by a computer; the head gal falls in love w/ regular for no apparent reason; Kirk and Spock are captured, then let go, so what; the regular decides he’ll stay w/ gal and die from his disease, but then he doesn’t have to because the tribe’s memory banks have advanced alien knowledge; regular winds up back on bridge w/ rest, gal stays w/ tribe, but I forget how we reach this point.

Just a fucking stinker of a turd of a dead plot, and the regular who gets the terminal disease/alien gal is McCoy. Of all old Star Trek’s first-line cast, DeForest Kelley had the least to keep him afloat. He was likable, which counts, but there wasn’t much he could pull off as an actor. I think James Doohan was a good deal better. In season three he was getting enough business to count as number 3½ of the big three, but too bad he wasn’t higher up. Would have helped if he’d been the lead for this ep, which Mem Alpha says was the case in the story’s early stages.

McCoy’s eyebrow.  McCoy and the alien priestess have their first clinch. The camera tracks in slightly on McCoy – and DeForest Kelley raises one eyebrow. It’s like Dave Thomas doing an impression of McCoy registering consternation.

Also, when the show wants to remind us of McCoy’s fatal illness, he coughs. It’s like Chopin in a biopic. And there’s a lot of standing around and talking, though that’s the case even with decent old Trek. Couldn’t the writers/directors use the hack’s trick of giving the actors something to do with their hands? Even that would have helped.

The episode is a planet show, big on sets and costumes, about a dozen extras running about in various configurations. Theiss went crazy with the costumes, as he tended to when a whole bunch of aliens had to be got up. Wish I could show some, but Mem Alpha and Google aren’t helping me on this one.

 

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Alien priestess.  The love interest, b. 1938, London. Didn’t really hear an accent. She was Patrick Macnee’s wife when the episode was shot. Wiki says she had parts in “Z-Cars, The Avengers, Danger Man, Mission: Impossible, Mannix, Days of our Lives, and Eight is Enough. She retired from acting in the late 1970s.” Married Eddie Albert’s son in 1978, when she was 40 or so and he was 28. IMDB lists 53 screen acting jobs, first was in 1960 (ep titled “A Girl for George” on Inside Story), last was in 1979 (two eps of Eight Is Enough as “Ms. Chovick”). Around time of “Hollow” she had eps of The Spies, Mission: Impossible, and The Outsider, and a role in something called The Greatest Mother of Them All


The cruelty of the system, or what?.  My theory is that tv science fiction was a tough thing for old character actors back in the 1960s. They wanted to keep working, but they had no idea how strange tv sf’s demands might be, or how awful the results were when the production crew didn’t hit the mark.

Below, I think this is a bad way for someone to wind up — at least per my theory. Maybe the actor (b. 1906 in Canton, Ohio; orig name Jon Lormier, stage name Jon Lormer) himself didn’t care. But the progression looks sad. Star Trek upped its demands on him until there he was, 62 years old and … Christ.

 

             

 

That runs from “The Cage” (first pilot) to a stand-by alien in “Return of the Archons” to the wig shot, which is from the actor’s brief but big scene in “Hollow.” He staggers up to the Trek men like an apparition and gives them a quavering, old-soothsayer speech that includes the episode’s title phrase; then he falls over and dies. This is by far the most that Trek ever gave the actor to do, but he had to put on that robe and that wig.

On the other hand, check out these credits:

 “Judge Chester on the prime time soap opera Peyton Place (1964-69 …), and guest appearances on Thriller (1960, hosted by Boris Karloff), The Untouchables (1962 …), Family Affair (1970 …), Barney Miller (1976 …), Mission: Impossible … and The Twilight Zone (1960-1963 …). He also made repeated appearances on Perry Mason (often as a coroner) from 1959 through 1963 …

He also had roles in the 1978 TV miniseries Arthur Hailey’s the Moneychangers and Loose Change

His many feature film credits include The Comancheros (1961 …), The Singing Nun (1966 …), Dimension 5 (1966 …), Doctors’ Wives (1971 …), Rooster Cogburn (1975 …), and George A. Romero’s Creepshow (1982 …).

IMDB lists 147 screen acting jobs, starting with an ep of Nash Airflyte Theater in 1950 (great series title, of course), ending with a movie called Beyond the Next Mountain in 1987. Around the time of “Hollow,” he was doing eps of Batman, Lancer, Run for Your Life, The Big Valley, The Outcasts, The Guns of Will Sonnett, Mission: Impossible, and The Wild Wild West, not to mention the role of “Chaplain” in a movie called If He Hollers, Let Him Go. So I doubt that he was desperate to get a part. Maybe being a working-pro actor just requires a certain degree of not getting too fussed about a wig for one role.

Gunsmoke had an episode called “Jailbait Janet” in 1960.

First admiral. Wiki says this man (b. 1911, Chicago) played the first admiral to show up in a Star Trek episode, namely “Amok Time.” Here he is again, in “Hollow.”

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Played Nimitz in Baa Baa Black Sheep and admirals in the 2 Herman Wouk miniseries about World War II, Winds of War and Winds of Remembrance.

Did theater during his own WWII service, started in tv/movies in late 1950s, finally retired in 1991, had “amassed some 200 appearances in a career spanning … 35 years.” Seven times as a judge on Perry Mason, 1960-66. Tons of ’60s/’70s tv work, even ’80s: Untouchables, Twilight Zone, Rawhide, The Invaders, Get Smart, I Dream of Jeannie, Wild Wild West, Waltons, Kolchak,  Rockford Files, Fantasy Island, Quincy, on and on. Mem Alpha says:

On film, Morrow made appearances in the English version of 1962’s King Kong vs. Godzilla, the 1963 dramedy Captain Newman, M.D. …, Gore Vidal’s The Best Man (1964), Disney’s The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (1969 …), the war drama Johnny Got His Gun (1971 …), and Elia Kazan’s 1976 drama The Last Tycoon …), among others. Morrow went uncredited in nearly all of these films; however, one film he did receive credit for was the 1970 science fiction classic Colossus: The Forbin Project, directed by Joseph Sargent.

Wiki Trek: “The Tholian Web”


Not a really bad show, I think, though it’s one of my missing four and I can’t watch it again to make sure. As I remember, the episode’s effects were pretty good and I liked the space suits the guys wore early on. I think Kirk has his suit all thru the scene he does as a phantom. (And I see from Mem Alpha that the episode got an Emmy for its special effects, so there you go.)


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The episode’s gimmick is dimensions and passing between them; the script introduces a special term, “interspace.” The idea is fairly advanced s.f., like the ideas in “Empath” and “Is There in Truth No Beauty?” None of the ideas involved were breakthrus for the field, but they took some thought and explaining; they weren’t the sort of thing normally lobbed in front of tv audiences as s.f. at the time.

Yet the episodes aren’t good. “Tholian Web” may not suck as much as “Truth No Beauty,” but the show is still faulty work. There’s a lot of standing around for the characters, the dialogue spins its wheels, or so I remember.

“Pointy-eared Vulcan.”  The worst of it is Spock and McCoy. Because Kirk is in limbo, the two of them are thrown on each other. This brings out a serious recurring weakness in old Trek, because the Spock-McCoy relation never worked too well. It needed a light touch, and maybe not enough writing/acting skill was around to do the job. The two characters sound carping and snide; they seem to dislike each other and they’re petty about it. This is also the case during the first and second season—yes, there’s the occasional McCoy-Spock moment that works, but not a lot of them.

The faultiness of the relationship really comes thru when something big is at stake, as in this episode. (Another example: “Paradise Syndrome.”) The ship is in a crisis, the burden is on Spock, so what does McCoy do? He says nasty personal things about Spock’s judgment and motives. He kicks the guy when he’s down and he does it viciously. Then a little time goes by and he comes back and says how maybe Spock isn’t a monster after all. Well, damn.

Moment of truth.  If McCoy could say such nasty things to Spock, and believe such nasty things about him, how can we pretend we’re watching a warm, barbed, bantering relationship between two professionals who have their differences but still like and respect each other? That’s what we’re supposed to be looking at; the pretence runs all thru the old series. But the relationship is not there. Odd, because 1) writing such a relationship doesn’t seem like it would be so tough for tv pros, 2) character banter/schtick has been such a mainstay of the franchise from one incarnation to another, and 3) why would viewers sign on to such an emperor’s-new-clothes sort of situation?

Side-note: during his Spock-confrontation scenes, McCoy always seems ready to stroke out. DeForest Kelley was a likable actor, but he didn’t really do a high-performance job as McCoy. When he put his character into gear, made him active in a scene and not just a sounding board, he did it by acting like an overcafeeinated man who’s confronting the fellow in the next cubicle about clicking his pen. Reasoning with Kirk, defying a space computer, bantering with Spock—he always gets ferocious real fast. (Did he ever do that shit back during his Westerns? In those days he had mainly villain parts, and I thought those guys played it cool in Western films.) 

Space helmets.  McCoy makes himself useful here by showing one of the “environmental suits” worn in the episode. I like these. They’re more like what you’d see in 2001, and as a kid that gave me the sense of a crossover. Mem Alpha says: “These suits were designed by William Ware Theiss and consisted of silver lamé with a fabric helmet with screen mesh visor. This allowed the actors to breathe easier while wearing the suit.”


 

 Also Mem Alpha:

This is one of the few episodes in which all of the regular second and third-season characters—Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scott, Sulu, Uhura, Chekov, and Chapel—appear.

In the scenes in which Captain Kirk’s head is partially obscured by his spacesuit, William Shatner does not wear his frontal hairpiece.

The ship’s chapel, which had previously appeared in “Balance of Terror“, was a redress of the transporter room.

The Exo III graphic from “What Are Little Girls Made Of?” reappears in the sickbay of the Defiant.


Utility man. Paul Baxley, b. 1923, Wyoming. He had six Trek appearance, including as a native in “Private Little War” (wig) and the captain of the ghost ship Defiant:

          

 

Mainly he was a stunt man. IMDB gives him 85 stunt credits, 41 acting credits, plus he directed a half dozen tv eps and worked as 2nd unit director or assistant director a dozen times. Stunt credits start in 1947 (Deep Valley), end in 2000 (Dukes of Hazzard: Hazzard in Hollywood, a tv movie). Acting credits start in 1948 (Whiplash), end in 1980 (In God We Tru$t).

 

Crazy redshirt.  Got up to director, had about a dozen credits as such from mid-80s thru early 90s.

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Stunt work: 48 credits. Acting: 20. Both start in the mid-60s (with I, Spy), and the stunt work is going strong in the late 90s, after his directing career. His Trek credit came after stunt/acting credits for eps of I, Spy, Man from U.N.C.L.E., Girl from U.N.C.L.E., and after Trek his next stunt/acting jobs were both for Mission: Impossible.

During the 70s he also worked as a gym teacher at Sutter Junior High in Canoga Park, Calif., though he was doing tv work too.

Bound to Blog: The Private Life of Julius Caesar

Marston published his one novel, The Private Life of Julius Caesar, in 1932, nine years before he started his Wonder Woman series.

It’s…pretty bad, honestly. Marston’s cloying prose, which can be kind of charming when sprinkled about amongst pretty pictures, is well-nigh intolerable over 300-plus pages.

“I love you dear,” she said simply, “it’s an awful funny feeling — as though you were blown up with feathers that tickle you inside from head to foot! I never felt that way before. Do — you love me — a little?”

See? Even a sentence or two is too much.

Moreover, the Mary Sue aspect of his version of Julius Caesar is gag-worthy, not to mention deadly dull. Caesar sleeps with this slave girl, Caesar saves that slave girl, Caesar fights off twenty men, Caesar pardons that evil-doer, everybody hails Caesar, and on and on. The ruthless, battle-hardened, ambitious tyrant ends up as a invincible do-gooder, motivated mostly by chivalric gallantry towards the fairer sex.

That chivalry gets at the heart of why this early Marston vision is so much more irritating than his work on Wonder Woman. In “Caesar”, as in WW, Marston is devoted to showing the superiority of all things female. Caesar himself is repeatedly described as effeminate (high voice, delicate, etc.), and that effeminacy is clearly meant to demonstrate his superiority) Further, Julius Caesar (like WW after him) is a worshipper of the God of Love (Venus, in this case), and Marston’s goal is to show that all the great things Caesar did were inspired by women. For instance, Caesar broke the strength of the pirate fleets because they captured one of his loves; he made Octavius his heir rather than Brutus at the behest of his female political advisor and lover, a British barbarian princess, etc. etc. There are other girl-power notions tossed about…for instance, it’s revealed that women are more disciplined and effective (and perhaps even stronger) galley slaves than men (is that girl power exactly? well anyway…)

But, of course, effeminate or not, and lover of women or otherwise, the protagonist is still male, and the whole “man is inspired to great deeds by woman” narrative is just a lot more tired, and a lot less feminist, than having women cut out the middle, er, man, and just do the great deeds themselves. Marston very much wants to turn chivalry into feminism — to make the case that love of and fetishization of women translates into power for women. Unfortunately, that’s just pretty much nonsense; love and fetishization are as likely as not to translate into oppression, not power…and if that weren’t true, you’d have a Julia Caesar on the throne, not a Julius.

The historical setting, in other words, is a real problem. The feminist and imaginative strength of WW, I’d argue, is that it’s aspirational — it’s a utopian vision. That freedom is what gives it its ideological force (“women can do anything!”) and its vertiginously nutty dream logic (flying octofish! gorillas evolving into apes! peace-bestowing venus girdles! etc.) In writing about actual people and events, though, Marston is more constrained…to using a male ruler, for example, rather than the numerous female ones he would sprinkle about in his WW stories. (He does have a female barbarian princess, but we don’t get to see her do much ruling.) And, you know, no seal men, or magical lassoes, or invisible airplanes, or space kangaroos, or…well, you get the idea.

Perhaps even more importantly, the historical setting is bad for Marston because dealing with the real world simply isn’t his forte. As a thoroughgoing crank, he’s best when expounding the nuttiness occurring between his ears. When it comes to real gender relations, or how people actually interact with each other in any situation, or how power actually works — he kind of doesn’t know jack. Visionaries can certainly make great visionary art…but you don’t want Henry Darger writing “The Prince.” Oh, sure, it sounds kind of fun in the abstract…but the Private Life of Julius Caesar demonstrates pretty conclusively that, in practice, it doesn’t work out so well.

Though it is a failure in most senses (aesthetically, entertainment wise, etc.), “The Private Life of Julius Caesar” does provide a couple of interesting insights into Marston’s thinking. He doesn’t like eunuchs, for example…and the utter absence of male homosexuality from a milieu in which it did in fact exist suggests, perhaps, a level of discomfort there as well. Most telling, maybe, is the lesbianism, which is a lot more explicit in this than in the WW stories. For example…

“Woman is made for love. She knows how to love, and how to be loved. Consequently, if a loving couple is composed of two women, it is perfect.”

There are several examples of such loving female couples in the book…and though there aren’t sex scenes, per se, there is at least one instance of impassioned canoodling. After reading this, it becomes very, very difficult to believe that Marston was unaware of the lesbian implications of Paradise Island, or of his other female-only communities in general. And, yes, it also suggests fairly strongly that the polyamorous relationship between Marston, his wife Elizabeth, and their live in friend Olive Byrne was a triangle that was, shall we say, aware of lesbianism as a possibility.

Music For Middle-Brow Snobs: Book Radio Mixer

No metal this week. Instead we’ve got a couple classical tracks, a couple other things…but mostly contemporary R&B. Albums are in parentheses.

1. Artur Rubinstein — Chopin: Mazurka #19 in B Minor, Op. 30/2
2. Sian Alice Group — First Song-Angelina (Troubled, Shaken, Etc.)
3. The Observatory — Incastrate (Dark Folke)
4. Pierre Boulez —Webern: Pieces for Orchestra, Op.6, No. 3
5. Pierre Boulex — Webern: Pieces for Orchestra, Op.6 No. 2
6. Ang Song Ming — Book Radio Mixer (Anthology of Chinese Experimental Music)
7. Beyonce — Diva (I Am…Sascha Fierce)
8. ISYSS — Stood Up (
9. Brandy — Who Is She 2 U (Afrodisiac)
10. Raekwaon Ghostface Killah, Masta Killa & Blue Raspberry— Glaciers of Ice (Only One 4 Cuban Linx)
11. Ciara feat. Chris Brown — Turntables (Fantasy Ride)
12. Nivea feat. Rasheeda — Quickie (Complicated)
13. Ol’ Dirty Bastard — You Don’t Want to F**k With Me (N***a Please!)
14. Kelly Rowland Feat Eve— Like This (Ms. Kelly)
15. Instant Funk — You Want My Love (The Funk Is On)
16. The 5th Dimension — Carpet Man (Magic Garden)
17. Johnny Cash feat. Glen Campbell — Gentle on My Mind (Unearthed)

The download is here: Book Radio Mixer

And in case you missed it, last week’s download is here: The Old Gospel Ship.

Wiki Trek: “The Empath”

update,  Down in Comments, Joe S. Walker tells us about the BBC and Star Trek:

There were four TOS episodes that for many years weren’t shown on the BBC. I think they were left out of the original run (c. 1969) because of attitudes back then, and it just took a long time for somebody to include them in a repeat showing.

Anyway, they were “The Empath,” “Whom Gods Destroy,” “Plato’s Stepchildren” and “Miri.” 

Didn’t see “Empath,” but “WGD” is about the insane, “PS” about a dwarf, and “Miri” about children. Maybe the BBC didn’t like the way they were all being presented.

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Kirk does some reasoning with a misguided local set-up: “This Arena of Death that you’ve devised for your pleasure … will it prevent this catastrophe?

Jerry Finnerman’s last episode. He was the cinematographer and had been with the show from the start. Inside Star Trek says that just before the guy’s first show Robert Justman had to talk him out of a bad case of cold feet, and then Finnerman got all cocky and would make an ass of himself on set by goosing people with a swagger stick. At any rate, he did some great lighting, all those oranges and purples and deep shadows and so on. The idea was to make the colors jump off the screen: RCA owned the network and had color tvs it wanted to move.

This is another of the four I don’t have. Saw it last year but have forgotten it. The MemAlpha/Wiki synopses indicate a subterranean planet world with corridors and hulking guys who have strange foreheads. There’s an asteroid or something heading toward the alien culture or the Enterprise, probably both, and a woman who forms a monumental but transient connection with a member of the cast.

The story’s centerpiece is the woman and her psychic powers — third-season Trek has a lot of psychic powers, especially on the part of women. Earlier Trek, such as the first pilot, had its share of mind powers but not episode after episode, and not necessarily with girls. Spock’s mindmelding is the main example, I think.

Another example of sf ideas that require some talking out and explaining to the audience. In this case there’s a whole new word that’s front and center, the way “cyborg” would be in a few years. 

From Mem Alpha:

This episode was written by Joyce Muskat, one of only four fans who were able to sell scripts to the original series; the others being David GerroldJudy Burns, and Jean Lisette Aroeste. Co-producer Robert Justman read her unsolicited script and recommended it be bought.


The Jean Lisette Aroeste script, or the first one by her, was “Is There in Truth No Beauty?”, which also has a woman psychic and sf concepts that needed explaining.

Wasn’t there a lot of ’60s/70s/80s sf with alien cultures that had women as mind-reading/soul-sensing alien priestesses/witches/etc?  Dune, the Darkover books, the Pern books, and a bunch of others, right? I haven’t actually read up in the area. My impression is that most were written by women (not Dune, of course) and that the trend really picked up steam in the ’70s after getting started in the ’60s. If so, “The Empath” puts Star Trek early enough in the trend, and the script is by a woman.

The BBC wouldn’t show this series until 1994 because it was too violent. Trek books are always making fun of NBC standards & practices, but the BBC seems more skittish.

 

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The empath, b. 1933 in Princeton, Ill. Kim on As the World Turns from 1972 on. During “Empath” she was married to Glenn Ford. IMDB credits start with Hawaiian Eye and Surfside Six in 1962, continue with Alfred Hitchcock, Kraft Suspense Theatre. The Virginian, Bonanza,  High Chapparal, The Man from UNCLE, The Road West, Night Gallery, even a Law and Order and a Law and Order: SVU in recent years.

Wiki says, “Hays played bit parts in many sitcoms and drama series throughout the 1960s and into the 1970s … Billed as ‘and introducing Kathryn Hays,’ she had a major role in a June 1962 episode of Naked City, ‘The Ryedecker Case.’ The script was written by Gene Roddenberry. Hays appeared on the Roddenberry’s series The Lieutenant.”

In 1968 she appeared in a New York stage production of Dames at Sea that starred Bernadette Peters just starting out.

 



 

Big-headed alien. Born in NYC. ’60s/70s tv, some familiar titles: High Chapparal, Mannix, Wild Wild West, Big Valley, M:I, Bracken’s World, etc., plus a few movies. IMDB lists first credit in 1963 on soap The Nurses (episode’s incredible title: “To Spend, to Want, to Give”), last credit for main career is “Director” on a 1977 Wonder Woman ep where she visits Hollywood, so I guess he was just playing a director. A long while after, we get one last credit “Mr. Kramer” in the 1997 film Turbulence,  a would-be action blockbuster from MGM that starred Ray Liotta and Lauren Holly. Yish.

 


 

 

Black doctor, b. 1917 in Mobile, Ala. “More than 30 feature films,” something in Roots, Gunsmoke, I Dream of Jeannie, All in the Family, Sanford and Son, Mary Tyler Moore Show. IMDB and MemAlpha don’t quite match up, but guy may have had more than a hundred roles from circa 1950 to 1993. The Killers with Reagan (1964), To Sleep with Anger (1990). Lot of tv from mid-1950s into 1980s. A role in Jungle Drums of Africa (1953) as “Native Ambusher.” In the very early years he even did the Amos and Andy tv show (he was “Mr. Royal,” one ep).

 


 


Boba Fett’s voice. B. 1919 in Brooklyn. Plus he was in Twilight Zone’s famous “A Stop at Willoughby” and another ep, “Midnight Sun.” And he was “Man #2” in a Seinfeld (“The Opera, 1992). Voiced Boba in pre-2004 versions of Empire Strikes Back. His “Empath” role is as an earth scientist who gets tortured and killed by the aliens.

IMDB lists about 150 roles, going back to 1955 and Armstring Circle Theatre, ending with In the Heat of the Night in 1994.

Wiki says, “best known for his role as Harry Snowden on the classic television sitcom All in the Family and its spin-off series, Archie Bunker’s Place. He played the character from 1977 until 1983.. … regular during the 1960-61 season of The Untouchables, playing Police Captain Dorsett…. recurring role as Judge Arthur Beaumont in the series Matlock  guest-starred in … Mission: Impossible, The Outer Limits, Bonanza, The Rockford Files, and The Fugitive,” among others. Also was in Roots: The Next Generations.





Another alien, b. 1922 in Canada. IMDB gives him 82 credits from 1943 to 1974, when he died. “Second Reporter” on The Lloyd Bridges Show, things like that. In 1963 appeared as “Self” in The Man Nobody Liked, which IMDB lists as a documentary. The cast also had Philip Boyce, who was the Enterprise medical officer in “The Cage” (Star Trek’s first pilot). Weird. Apparently it was a service film.

Wiki Trek: “Is There in Truth No Beauty?”


A clunker. The writing sucks. Everything is pinned to nothing—the story is all gimme. The idea is that every human everywhere is bound to go mad at the sight of the alien because that’s how ugly the alien is, and the dope who comes along with Diana Muldaur is bound to flip out and go homicidal with jealousy because that’s how much he loves her. And then he sees the alien and flips out extra and sends the Enterprise into someplace beyond the universe (what?) because he designed the Enterprise so this means he knows how to find the coordinates for, uh, for that place there

“He’s dead, Jim.” So far this is the only episode where I’m sure I heard the line spoken as precisely those three words, the classic formulation. McCoy says them right after the dope falls frothing to the ground. Maybe there’s a correlation between moments of extreme stupidity and the appearance of belovedly dopey lines of dialogue in their best-known forms. Maybe not.

Nimoy gets written up in a big way. He has a scene where he gets to grin and act hail-fellow-well-met, to laugh with a rich appreciation of life’s variety, because Spock has mindmelded with the alien (the alien has a great personality). Then Nimoy gets a mad scene because Spock de-mindmelds with the alien and forgets to bring along his protective visors that hold back the alien’s full ugliness. He left them on Sulu’s desk, the helm. Sulu sees them, gasps, snatches them up—“Mr. Spock …!” Too late. 

Dumb lights. The alien’s ugliness is represented by a light show: light pours out of the metal box where the alien is held, and then the screen gets trippy with the strobodelic light sequences old Trek falls into. Well, of course you’re not going to see the alien itself. But why a light show?

My theory: The light shows is like the big sparks that superhero artists draw around a guy’s fist when he’s knocking down a wall or punching the Hulk—impact balloons, or whatever they’re called. The strobodelics and the light pouring from the box aren’t themselves ugly, but they represent the impact of the alien’s ugliness. Which is a hamhanded device, sort of like going for all caps and rows of asterisks to indicate how awful the monster is. Then the show takes the mistake further, starts to live inside the mistake. The show treats the ugliness as if it were composed of light, so that putting on visors can protect against the ugliness. The visors reduce the amount of ugliness that gets thru, the way sunglasses hold back a percentage of UV rays. I guess if an alien was overwhelmingly generous or winsome, that would be a light show too and people would be wearing visors so they didn’t get dazzled.

The trippy light shows of old Star Trek … do those ever show up in the movies or Next Gen or the other successor series? Fan love has preserved so much from old Trek, but I get the feeling the strobodelics have been left buried back in the ’60s.

Plug for IDIC.  Roddenberry insisted on writing in the IDIC, an alien Vulcan brooch, because he was selling them thru his mail-order company. In order to justify the fuss made over the IDIC the script has to give Diana Muldaur an especially acute attack of nervous bitchiness.

About the mindmeld … Spock has to tell Kirk what it is. “Explain,” Kirk says, like it was a new idea.

 

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Diana Muldaur. I like her, I think she does a better job than most of the show’s guest actresses. Her other episode was “Return to Tomorrow,” and she was a reg for Next Gen’s second season.

She was b. 1938, NYC, started her career in 1964 with an ep of Du Pont Show of Week, in 1965 became a reg on The Secret Storm, a soap opera, then five eps of Dr. Kildare, which was primetime and big. A reg on a new series in 1969, but it got canceled after 15 episodes. After that she was a reg on McCloud, the Dennis Weaver vehicle where he was a big-city cowboy who solved crimes. A lot of other roles, including ’70s movies and tv guest shots. In her fifties she really hit it big on L.A. Law, and after that she said the hell with it.

A neat quote: “I find so much tv depressing, even the sitcoms.” But I think she meant acting on the shows, not watching them, and had in mind co-worker relations on set.

 


Brown sash.  Okay, here’s the dope, b. 1926 in Kent, England. I like the costume Theiss did for him, the way it fronts a jumpsuit with a stylized sash and pocket, and the way light brown predominates, so the thing is businesslike but somehow festive.

Wiki says, “He appeared in guest roles on American television from the late 1950s through the 1970s. His career peaked in the 1960s with frequent roles on such popular series as The F.B.I., Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C., Star Trek and The Outer Limits. He played Sergent Tibbs the cat in One Hundred and One Dalmatians.” He was not good in his Trek episode. In fact he shows that Shatner’s hamminess was not so unusual by tv standards of the day, except for the energy and commitment that Shatner gave his hamminess. IMDB lists 45 screen acting jobs, first is “Leftenant” in show Navy Log (1957), last is “Man” in film Ant (2002). Around time of “No Beauty” he was doing eps of Beverly Hilbillies, 12 O’Clock High (3 eps, different roles), The F.B.I. (eventually 5 eps, different characters).




Paskey’s last show.  Eddie Paskey’s last appearance (56 eps as redshirt Mr. Leslie). His back got injured in the fight with Spock, which is hard to believe. As shot, the fight involved a minimum of physical contact, just a lot of camera spinning and fisheye lens. The immediate prelude to the fight is a fisheye-lensed Shatner with hands held out, telling the crazy Spock that he’s safe—it’s quite a vision. Anyway, Paskey said the hell with it and found better things to do.

Talked about him here, and his IMDB list is here. He did some Mission: Impossible in 1966. Wiki says he was born in a Delaware farm town in 1939, moved to Santa Monica at age 12 or 13, worked in his dad’s garage.