My favorite Michelle Malkin associate

Allahpundit confuses me because he’s a common-sense political extremist. Here he deflates a trying-too-hard right-wing frother:

The story burns hot with outrageously outrageous outrage, but I can’t lie. I’m not feeling it.

How do you froth without trying too hard? The Allahpundit post shows how, since he goes into full (but graceful) dudgeon about Obama’s errant views on the meaning of 9-11.

Bonus: The author of the outrageously outraged news story is a former acquaintance of mine; see here. [bonus update, Benen gives the outrageously outraged author what he’s looking for.] 
update, Just leave it at home, please. Trust me on this.
update 2,  An unwelcome category: animatronic public figures with faulty views on health care.
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Empowered #2

I talked in a couple of posts about my enthusiasm for the first volume of Adam Warren’s Empowered.

I still enjoyed the second volume; Adam Warren’s manga-fetish art remains sexy; the gags are still funny (a 2nd-rate supervillain called the king of time who can’t actually control time, so instead hits people with clocks is a highlight); the characterization is still thoughtful and charming. Nonetheless, there are a couple of ominous trends. In particular, Warren keeps trying to explain stuff that really would maybe be better left unexplained. For instance, there’s a sequence where Empowered explains that her suit rips so easily, robbing her of her powers, because of her own lack of self-confidence; it’s a metaphor for her frayed ego, y’see.

Similarly, Warren seems to have a really unfortunate weakness for tragic backstories. Emp, we learn, had a dad who died of a brain tumor; Emp’s friend Ninjette has issues involving her childhood rejection by her ninja clan; Emp’s friend Thugboy also seems to be hiding some sort of tragic past which looks to be leading nowhere good. Part of what was delightful in the first volume was way Warren balanced treating the characters as gag punchlines and treating them as human beings. As the run goes on, he seems to be tipping more towards serious interpersonal drama, which would be okay if he was willing to actually take the time to do characterization rather than using the personal trauma shortcut.

I’m definitely still planning to get all of these, and I have hopes that things will improve again. But if this is the road we’re going down, I fear #1 may end up being my favorite of the series.

Wiki Trek: “This Side of Paradise”


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 Jill Ireland, b. 1936 in London. I didn’t know she was English. She married David McCallum (Ilya in Man from U.N.C.L.E.) in 1957, they divorced in 1967, and the next year she married Charles Bronson! I didn’t know any of that, or that she and Bronson did a lot of movies together. Reagan gave her the Medal of Courage in 1988 because she suffered from breast cancer and had testified before Congress about medical costs. She died of breast cancer in 1990, and in 1991 Jill Clayburgh played her in a tv movie. (Mem Alpha, Wiki

The 50ish leader of the misguided planetary society (which in this case is an earth colony where spores make people into happy dopes). The dialogue played up the perfect physical health of the spore dopes, including the leader’s, of course; but the actor died of a heart attack the month after the episode was shown. Born in 1918 in Babylon, N.Y. He was the sheriff in To Kill a Mockingbird and a general in Fail-Safe (the Cold War nuclear showdown thriller that was overshadowed by Dr. Strangelove). (Wiki here.)

 

 

Earl Grant Titsworth again, a.k.a. Grant Woods, the stunt man who died in a motorcycle accident. Different episode than “Side,” though:

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Random helmsman: Dick Scotter. Don’t think he had any lines, but good-looking:

 

 

Almost a regular:  Lieutenant DeSalle appeared in this one and in “Squire of Gothos” and “Catspaw.” That’s two from season one plus the first episode to be shot for season two. Don’t think he ever did much, was just on hand and maybe said, “Aye, Captain” or the like. Did what looks like a respectable amount of work on Gunsmoke, Bonanza, Mission: Impossible, My Favorite Martian, etc. “Barrier’s final credit was the 1969 film Angel in my Pocket with Andy Griffith and Lee Meriwether. After leaving the acting profession, he became a legal officer for the US Coast Guard. As of 2007, he is a substitute teacher in northern Oregon.” 

 

Privacy Is The Old Porn

A while back I read (via Andrew Sullivan) about the Erin Andrews video. For those who aren’t up-to-the-minute on internet memes, Andrews is an attractive ESPN sportscaster who was illicitly filmed semi-nude in her hotel room via a hidden camera. The video went viral, there was much excitement and hand-wringing and hypocritical panting of various sorts by various news outlets. Jennie Yabroff at Newsweek had a pretty thoughtful comment about the brou-ha-ha in which she said:

Andrews has a nice body, but so do lots of other naked women you can find on the Internet, and in much higher-resolution pictures. In the video, she appears to be getting ready to go out: brushing her hair, looking in the mirror. It’s not super-racy stuff. The quality of the video is so poor, it’s hard to tell Andrews’s identity. In fact, the tape has been online for months, and generated interest only when ESPN’s lawyers confirmed Andrews’s identity as the woman in the hotel room.

Obviously, the fact that Andrews is a celebrity has a lot to do with it. The fact that we’ve seen her face before somehow makes her body more interesting. And certainly, the fascination with naked celebrities is nothing new. Playboy understood that when it put Marilyn Monroe on the cover of its inaugural issue. But it’s doubtful Andrews would have caused such a stir had she posed for the magazine. What’s really provocative about the Andrews tape, what makes it good copy for Fox et al. is not that she’s naked, but that she thinks she’s alone.

Privacy, it seems, is the new nudity (my italics) This is why, when Jennifer Aniston poses topless for the cover of GQ no one does more than shrug, but when paparazzi catch her sunbathing topless, it’s tabloid fodder for weeks. Same with Britney Spears. Same with Janet Jackson. It’s not so much a desire to see nudity as it is to see candor, to see what the person looks like when she’s unaware she’s being watched.

I think Yabroff is pretty spot on in her analysis for the most part. But she’s wrong when she says that privacy is the new nudity. Privacy and porn have been linked for a really long time. In fact, in her book about pornography, Hard Core, Linda Williams essentially argues that the whole point of pornography, the impetus behind it, is as much knowledge as lust. Why does so much porn look like a clinical gynecological exam? Clinical isn’t really especially sexy; if the point was prurience, surely you could find a more appealing way to do it.

Williams argues that the reason for the gynecology is that porn is obsessed, essentially, with obliterating privacy; with making visible women’s interiors, both literally and figuratively. There’s an essentially sadistic desire to know and possess the women’s private self; to consume or fill that private space, so that the woman is entirely obliterated by the observer. That’s the kink; to have everything visible, accessible, and controllable. The violation, of self and of privacy, is always part of the thrill.

As just one example of the long-established fetishization of privacy, take the work of Bill Ward. Ward was a fifties pin-up cartoonist, a contemporary of Jack Cole and Dan DeCarlo. Ward was extremely prolific, but among of his most famous schticks (according to editor and scholar Alex Chun) were the telephone girls. Here are a couple of examples, from Chun’s The Glamour Girls of Bill Ward.

As you can see, it’s a pretty simple idea: luscious, top-heavy girls lounge about the room in lingerie, delivering their gag line into a phone. The scenario is built around a winking violation of privacy; the girls, safe in their rooms, think they are unseen by their interlocutors and therefore are free to cavort in lacy underthings. The viewer is like the camera in Erin Andrews hotel room; they get to see What Women Get Up To When They Believe They Are Unobserved. (Though, obviously, Ward’s fantasy women get up to more exotic shenanigans, at least in terms of attire, than Ms. Andrews did.)

One of the odd things about the fetishization of privacy in Ward’s drawings is how entirely undifferentiated it is. You get to be a secret voyeur in the boudoir of bevies of bodacious beauties — and dang if all those bevies are bodacious and beautiful in just about exactly the same way. Alone and uninhibited, they all wear garters and stockings and ridiculous heels, lace and filigree and fetishy nothings. There’s a similarity here to traditional porn movies, where, as Williams says, the obsession is with revealing the hidden insides of women — and what that means, functionally, is the same ritual shots of genitalia over and over. The point of the fetish is not just to reveal the private self, but to reduce that self to a series of easily recognizable tropes; you want to both know everything about the individual and have that knowledge be utterly banal. Again, this is pretty much textbook sadism, with individuals compulsively and repetitively turned into interchangeable, collectible objects — the denial, and indeed, the defilement of personality functioning in itself as the fetish.

I don’t actually mean to say that I hate Ward’s work or anything. He’s a talented artist, and he’s certainly nowhere near as sadistic as, say, Tabico, a pornographer whose work I admire excessively. Still, when I compare him to DeCarlo or Jack Cole, I have to say I do find his work kind of numbing…and even a little disturbing. DeCarlo’s women always have definite personality. For Cole, on the other hand, personality always seems to be beside the point — he’s really much more interested in surface voluptuousness than in pretending that his confections have, or are meant to have, actual brains, which is maybe why he so often doesn’t even bother to show you his women’s eyes. For Ward, though, personality matters — it’s just the same frozen personality over and over and over. His women’s eyes often look weirdly painted on; it’s like an endless procession of mannequins, all dressed in the same more or less fetishy style, all with the same overblown proportions. Probably the effect wouldn’t be so stultifying if you saw just one or two of the cartoons in those old Humorama magazines as they were originally run, but when you see them all together in a collection, it does become a little oppressive. Eliminating privacy goes a long way towards eliminating difference; if you systematically obliterate mystery, all that you’re left with is the homogenous and mundane. That’s why so much porn is so aggressively boring and why, though I can admire Ward’s skill, looking at his drawings gets wearisome very quickly.

Wiki Trek: “Space Seed”


I like Ricardo Montalban (b. 1920, Mexico City).

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Not really a great actor, but you’re always glad to see him. He’s got vitality, and I think in real life he was supposed to be notably generous and good-natured. You can imagine him spending eighty years sharing his glory with everyone and never realizing he couldn’t act. Hey, it all worked out. The guy was built and he always gave it his all.

Note: That was Montalban’s real chest when he played Khan, according to Nicholas Meyer, who didn’t direct “Space Seed” but did direct its movie sequel, Wrath of Khan, a decade and a half later. Khan’s costuming was designed to show off the bod, per Nicholas Meyer quoted in Wiki’s Montalban entry.

Shatner didn’t like other leading men being on the set; Inside Star Trek says he baffled Montalban with his hostility. Shatner has the same vitality as Montalban and a lot more tricks as a performer. But he’s kind of a dick, very grasping and neurotic about his screen time. It’s a mania for him, and in the end it took him over. Hence the “Shatman” stage of his career, which has been busy but humiliating. I don’t think Montalban ever sank that low, though Fantasy Island sounds like it was right on the edge.

Wiki says Montalban’s “first starring film was He’s a Latin from Staten Island (1941).” Also: “Montalbán recalled that when he arrived in Hollywood in 1943, studios wanted to change his name to Ricky Martin. He frequently portrayed Asian characters – mostly of Japanese background …”

His first big U.S. film was opposite Esther Williams. He was also in two films with Joan Crawford. In 1949 he became “the first Hispanic actor to appear on the front cover of Life Magazine.” He sang opposite Lena Horne on Broadway, “light-hearted calypso numbers.”

Montalban was crippled in 1993 by an injury he had suffered in 1951 filming a Western and kept secret. He continued to take roles and lived until 2009. For instance, he was the granddad in the Spy Kids movies.

His final role was the voice of a cow in an episode of Seth MacFarlane‘s series Family Guy, in which he parodies his Khan role by paraphrasing some of his lines from Star Trek II.”


The pretty historian who falls in love with Khan: Madlyn Rhue, born Madeline Roche in Washington, DC, in 1936. She played Montalban’s wife in a 1960 Bonanza episode, and she did a Bracken’s World. In 1977 she was confined to a wheelchair by multiple sclerosis. She did a Fantasy Island appearance that way. 



A favorite actor name: Blaisdell Makee. He was Hawaiian, b. 1931, and played Spinelli in “Space Seed” and Singh in “The Changeling,” in each case one of your standard Enterprise underlings. When Nimoy was being troublesome about his contract, Makee showed up on a list of possible replacements.

Makee’s Singh (l.) and Spinelli (l.):

                  

 

Only known appearance: Kathy Ahart as a superhuman Khan follower. I could swear the costume involved bubble wrap.


 

Random redshirt: Bobby Bass, who was also James Doohan’s stunt double sometimes. He did stunt work in Smokey and the Bandit and the Pacino Scarface, among others. His widow was Bo Derek’s mother.

         

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Single appearance:  Joan Webster as a nurse, no lines. The spray bottles showed up a lot in sickbay; I guess they were considered modern enough.


Music For Middle Brow Snobs: DOOM

So this is something of an experiment. I’ve had a radio show called “Music For Middle-Brow Snobs” on WHPK (the U of C radio station) for some time. I thought it might be cool/exciting/very mildly entertaining to put my playlists on the blog so folks here could download them. This has, however, proved to be more technically difficult than I was expecting. But I think I have it figured out, maybe. Anyway, the first one I’m trying is a Doomy set:

1. Pentagram — When The Screams Come
2. Candlemass — Black Stone Wielder
3. Vintersorg — Jökeln
4. Thor’s Hammer — The(ir) Modern Freedom
5. Ekklesiast — The City
6. Esoteric — Caucus of Mind
7. Jesu — Heartache
8. Gallhammer — Tomurai: May our Father Die

In theory, if you hit the little DOOM download link here, you should go to Mediafire, and be able to download a zip file which, when opened, will give you all the songs on the playlist. If all is well, it should go into your itunes as a single album (that is, if you organize it by album, it should be in the right order.)

So, if anybody cares to download this (Tucker? Eric? Uland? Anybody?) and tell me if it worked, I’d appreciate it. Or if anybody has tips on how to do this better, let me know….