Utilitarian Review 2/27/16

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News

Folks may have noticed we only had three posts this week. In general, I’ve been distracted with other work and haven’t been pursuing contributors as regularly…or writing as often here as I once did. I’m not sure exactly what that means for the future. Chris Gavaler and Robert Stanley Martin still are committed to posting here weekly, and I still do want to write on occasion. If you want to write here, please contact me (myname at gmail); we’re still running guest posts.

I guess what I’m saying is, we’ve been quieter than usual, and it seems likely that that will continue to be the case unless something changes. Anyway, as always, thanks for reading.
 
On HU

Me on the New Black, a documentary about the marriage equality campaign in Maryland.

Shreya Durvasula on Walter White as superhero.

Robert Stanley Martin with on sale dates for comics September and October 1952.
 
Utilitarians Everywhere

At the Guardian I wrote about Deadpool R-ratings, and how superheroes are about wanting/not wanting to grow up.

I took part in the Public Books roundtable on women directors, writing about the Descent and rape revenge for women.

At Quartz I wrote about

what African-Americans should get a biopic after Jesse Owens.

—how we need to reduce Supreme Court tenures to politicize the court.

At the Establishment I wrote about

—Taylor Swift and how we don’t expect men to step up for Kesha.

the Mad Max series and how women equal civilization and men gotta ramble.

At Splice Today I wrote about

Bowie, Lori Maddox, and listening to victims even when they say they’re not.

Huffpo and the authenticity of hackwork.

At the Chicago Reader

—I previewed Typeforce, a typeface art show.

—I did a little review of indie band Sunflower Bean.
 
Other Links

Greg Howard on how SB Nation published a disastrous piece on Daniel Holzclaw.

David Perry on disability inspiration porn.

Yasmin Nair/a> argues that freelancers shouldn’t write for free.

Walter White: Ultimate Supervillain or Misunderstood Entrepreneur?

Since their creation less than a hundred years ago, superheroes have effortlessly captured our imagination. Studios seem incapable of making non-superhero movies and television executives are following suit. As the superhero genre expands past the pages of the pulpy comic book, it has to evolve and grow. A great example of this growth is the show Breaking Bad, particularly in its depiction of the character Walter White. A close look at Breaking Bad will reveal its underlying superhero DNA and how Vince Gilligan, the show’s creator, used the superhero genre to expound on his hypothesis.

First, a brief history of the origin of the superhero figure. The modern American superhero is derived from hundreds of years of hero figures. The superhero genre has its roots in myths, with figures such a Odyssey or Robin Hood linking the notion of heroism and bravery to justice and fairness. In the era directly preceding what would come to be known as the “Golden Age” of superheroes, figures such as Doc Savage, Tarzan, and the Phantom laid the foundation by contributing certain genre elements such as a double identity, masked costumes, and superhuman strength. Arguably, one of the direct ancestors is the Scarlet Pimpernel, the dashing protagonist of Baroness Emma Orczy’s same titled play and subsequent novels. Each iteration brought us closer to what is undeniably the first superhero; Superman. Adorning the iconic cover of Action Comics #1, Superman ushered in a new age and helped establish a new literary genre. Batman and Wonder Woman followed suit and helped codify the genre. The genre has grown by leaps and bounds, no pun intended. A new generation of writers, artists, and creators pushed the boundaries of the established classification in the Silver Age of Comics, with figures such as the Hulk, Spiderman, and the Flash redefining the genre.

>Delving deeper into the specifics, let’s look at the definition and the various elements that comprise a superhero figure.

When we meet the mild-mannered Walter White with his alliterative alter-ego sounding name, he is working two jobs to make ends meet. His life is bleak, and it gets bleaker when he finds out he has cancer. Walt undergoes chemotherapy and pumps toxic chemicals into his body to fight the tumorous lung cells. As the chemicals course through his veins, Walt has to resort to increasingly desperate measures to pay for his treatment.

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Historically, chemicals/ chemistry as an agent of change is a common trope in comic books, especially in the Silver Age of Comic Books. A radioactive spider bite mutates Peter Parker’s DNA, gamma radiation transforms Bruce Banner into the Hulk. And the anti-carcinogen chemicals used in chemotherapy allow for the creation of Walt’s alter-ego, Heisenberg. As Walt starts cooking methamphetamine to make money for his family, he gets pulled deeper into the drug world. Initially just a pseudonym to protect his identity, Heisenberg ultimately becomes the persona Walt uses in that world. This development happens over the course of the first season, culminating in an explosive scene where Heisenberg has ostensibly bested his first arch-nemesis, Tuco.

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This is arguably the first appearance of Walt’s alter-ego, Heisenberg. Unlike Walter, Heisenberg is self-assured and confident. He is able to hold his own against an aggressive and unstable drug dealer and he only grows stronger.

The reason Walter White continues to make methamphetamine despite the danger is for the money. Well, not just the money.

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While solid, hard cash pays for his treatment, it also then serves as a nest egg and a protection of sorts for Walt’s family- his wife, Skyler, his son Walt Jr (immediately a properly sympathetic character), and his as yet unborn daughter. Walt’s prowess at organic chemistry, even for a brilliant student from the California Institute of Technology, border on the fantastical. He is able to make an incredibly pure thus potent version of meth, “Blue Sky” which even addicts recognize as being superior. Early in the first season, Walt gets rid of the evidence of a murder using the dissolving powers of hydrofluoric acid to destroy a human body. He creates a mini-bomb from fulminated mercury which he uses to destroy Tuco. In season 2’s episode “4 Days Out”, Walt constructs a mercury battery using chemicals, coins, and galvanized metal for the chargeless RV, rescuing Jesse and himself from dire straits and making MacGyver proud. Walt may have the goods, but Heisenberg is able to deliver them.

Any respectable superhero must have a sidekick, and Walt would be bereft without Jesse Pinkman, or Cap’n Crunch as he’s known in the meth head circle. Walt chances upon Jesse escaping during a DEA ride along, and convinces him to help cook and sell meth. Jesse is Walt’s sidekick, helping him navigate the seedy world of drug dealing, while providing a skewed moral compass. They even have their own version of the Batmobile, the RV. It can’t fly, but it does allow them to cook in undisturbed peace and a place to store their equipment. Despite his complicity in Walt’s dealings, Jesse remains an innocent figure, even by the end of season 5.

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Finally, what would a superhero be without a costume? Naked, unrecognizable. Heisenberg’s iconic porkpie hat elevates his status from measley high school teacher to drug lord. By Season 3, Heisenberg has accumulated a reputation for himself and is known by his hat.

But is Walter White a superhero or a supervillain?

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In Peter Coogan’s book, “Superhero: The Secret Origin of a Genre”, he outlines 5 main types of supervillains; the monster, the enemy commander, the mad scientist, the criminal mastermind and the inverted superhero-supervillain. While Walter definitely displays aspects of the mad scientist and the criminal mastermind, he is a great representation of the last type of supervillain; the inverted superhero-supervillain. Walter clearly views himself as a “good guy”, a man kept down by the fates but his actions are those of a self-interested and selfish man. Season 2, Episode 12 “Phoenix” marks an important turning point in Walt’s character. Walt and Jesse are on the outs, and Walt is holding Jesse’s share of the drug money hostage until Jesse can prove his sobriety. Their relationship is further threatened by the interference of Jane, Jesse’s girlfriend. Walt arrives to confront Jesse and notices both Jesse and Jane in a deep drug-induced stupor. He inadvertently rolls Jane over on her back and she subsequently chokes to death on her own vomit, while Walt looks on, horrified but unwilling to intervene. His desire to be rid of Jane combined with his callousness towards an innocent life are classic supervillain traits.

Walt displays other traits typical of a supervillain. In season 5, Walt is given the opportunity to sell his share of the methylamine to a competitor and receive $5 million. He refuses to take the money and leave the meth business. This mania about needing to be the best and creating a drug empire is typical supervillain behavior. “You asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business. Neither. I’m in the empire business.” While he seems to have some remorse about the vile product he’s creating, it is fleeting at best. Any guilt Walt feels is overshadowed by his pride in the purity of the product. This pride in his criminal artistry is another one of the characteristics of a villain.

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One major attribute of a supervillain is “the wound”. Many supervillains suffer from an original incident that leads them to battle the superhero. This wound, real or perceived, is essential to the identity of the supervillain, the core of what drives them to do ill. Walter believes what he has—not just the physical resources of supplies and equipment he possesses but more fundamentally, his native resources of intelligence and invention—is of infinite and absolute worth. He is not going to stop until he’s been fairly compensated for them, which means he’s never going to stop.

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It’s not just the character of Walter White that draws inspiration from the superhero world. From the colorization to the cinematography, elements of graphic novels and comic books are evident in the look and feel of Breaking Bad. When comics were printed on pulpy, rough paper, they had to be brightly colored to sell. Superheroes had to recognizable when someone was scanning the newsstand. Vince Gilligan similarly colorized his characters through costuming. Walt’s sister-in-law Marie’s obsession with the color purple was treated as a joke, but it becomes her signature color. This meticulously prepared chart shows the color of each outfit the characters worse throughout the series. Delving a little deeper in the colors, we see that Walt starts off in neutral, bland earth tones. His obsession with money is reflected in the light greens. As he becomes Heisenberg, the colors get darker and muddier.

>Skyler is usually dressed in blues and whites, indicating her innocence and purity. In season 3, as she gets increasingly drawn into her husband’s web of lies and deceit, her clothes get darker. When she is fully immersed in a scheme to launder Walt’s drug money, Skyler is shown as wearing black and dark browns. She is once again depicted in lighter colors as she tries to extricate herself and her family from Walt’s drug empire. This type of color analysis can be done for Hank, Jesse, and Walt Jr. as well. Gilligan’s meticulous eye for colors and costuming reinforce who the characters are and the world they inhabit.

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Gilligan’s careful consideration of color is evident in the cinematography and visual design of the show. In an interview with Creative Cow, Director of Photography Michael Slovis says about the show’s look:

One trademark in the show that’s terrific and that Vince and I talk about and exploit is that we often don’t see the faces of the main characters. Vince says that everyone knows who these people are so we really don’t need to see their faces…If I can tell the story in a pitch-black room with the face totally in silhouette, that’s what we do. It’s expressionistic. We represent reality, we don’t reproduce it. Another example of that are those colors in New Mexico. Those golden, orangey, yellowy colors don’t exist in real life… We take a very, very representational, emotionally based, expressionistic approach. The same thing goes with those wacky POV shots we do… nobody sees things from those angles but they serve the story.

As Slovis mentions, the show doesn’t aim to reproduce reality, just represent it. An example of Gilligan playing with representing reality is the color of Walt’s meth- Blue Sky. Using the chemicals Walt used meth should either be clear or tinged a slight yellow color. Gilligan makes the artistic choice to make it blue, a sky blue that reflects WW’s limitless pride, greed, and lust for power. An example of the colors that Slovis mentions as well as the expressionistic approach Gilligan and crew take is clearly reflected in the cold open of Season 3. The introduction of the cousins, Season 3’s big bad can be imagined easily in large columns of a graphic novel or a comic book.

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Gilligan frequently uses canted and unique Point of View shots to establish WW’s looming presence. Whether using a camera mounted on the Roomba during a party scene or the shovel head when burying treasure, these POV shots firmly establish that this is an alternate reality. TV Worth Watching, a pop culture blog, compiled all the unique shots in Breaking Bad. This perspective of the characters is not typical of a drama since it is not from the point of view of the audience or another character. Despite dealing in real life situations, with blood, gore and violence, the cinematography indicates that Breaking Bad exists in an alternate reality. WW’s Albuquerque is Batman’s Gotham- a universe that is grimmer and grittier than the real world.

What does this reading of BB through the lens of the superhero genre award us? The very nature of comic books is that they are episodic and contain ongoing stories. Batman may defeat the Joker in this issue, but wouldn’t you believe it, the Joker returns. Marriages and even deaths are not permanent, and reboots offer a new creative team the chance of a fresh start and clean slate. Breaking Bad ran 5 seasons and had a clear narrative arc running through it. It is the story of how Walter White becomes Heisenberg and his subsequent downfall and redemption. While Walter’s story may have ended, the larger themes of addiction, search for power, and insatiable greed live on. The drug trade will continue to flourish without Heisenberg, people will buy, sell, create, barter, use, and abuse methamphetamine. Gilligan underscores the futility of the war on drugs by using elements of a genre that does not provide easy resolution. The players may change, new opponents rise and fall, but the story continues.

References

Coogan, Peter M., and Dennis O’Neil. Superhero: The Secret Origin of a Genre. Austin, TX: MonkeyBrain, 2006. Print.

Gilligan, Vince. “No Mas” Breaking Bad. AMC. 21 Mar. 2010. Television

Hutchinson, Gennifer. “Cornered'” Breaking Bad. AMC. 21 Aug. 2011. Television.

LaRue, John. “Infographic: Colorizing Walter White’s Decay.” TDYLF. N.p., 11 Aug. 2013. Web. 25 Jan. 2016. <http://tdylf.com/2013/08/11/infographic-colorizing-walter-whites-decay/>.

Mastras, George. “Crazy Handful of Nothin'” Breaking Bad. AMC. 2 Mar. 2008. Television.

McCloud, Scott. Understanding Comics. New York: HarperPerennial, 1994. Print.

Slovis, Michael. “CreativeCOW.” CreativeCOW. Ed. Debra Kaufman. CreativeCow.Net, 2013. Web. 25 Jan. 2016. <https://library.creativecow.net/kaufman_debra/Behind-the-Lens-Michael-Slovis/1>.
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Shreya Durvasula is an Outreach Coordinator in Cambridge, Massachusetts and an avid TV enthusiast and blogger. This post grew out of a presentation she gave to the University of Maryland Honors course, “Deconstructing Breaking Bad”, which attempted to dissect what made Breaking Bad so compelling. Shreya’s guest lecture on the superhero genre as it applies to BB inspired a graphic novel student response, so she feels like she got the job done. You can read more of her writing here.

The New Black

This first ran on The Dissolve.
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“It is my people. I’m a sistah in the movement,” Sharon Lettman-Hicks says early in The New Black. She spells it out herself: “S-I-S-T-A-H.” Lettman-Hicks is the executive director and CEO of the National Black Justice Coalition, and the movement she’s talking about is the push for LGBT rights. When she talks about that movement in language that recalls the black civil-rights struggle, it’s because she sees them as one and the same. As she says, gay marriage is part of “the unfinished business of black people being free.”

As The New Black notes, this isn’t always the way the media frames the relationship between the black and gay communities. After the 2008 election, in which Barack Obama won the presidency and California passed a ballot referendum making gay marriage unconstitutional, black voters, seen as religious and socially conservative, were blamed for the loss.

The New Black, which focuses on the 2012 ballot referendum on gay marriage in Maryland, is committed to showing that the easy opposition between blacks and LGBT is a false one. In part, it tackles this by foregrounding black, LGBT people, such as Irene Huskens, a police officer who tearfully talks about marrying her partner so she and their children can be a family. But like Lettman-Hicks (who is straight), the film insists that gay marriage and the civil-rights struggle are continuous issues, so the former is central to the black experience in general. One preacher, speaking from the pulpit on election day, tells his congregation that Question 6, the Maryland gay-rights proposition, is a “referendum on the church”—a moral test of the black community’s commitment to equality for all.

Obviously, not all black preachers, and not all black people, feel that way. The New Black is unabashedly pro-gay marriage, but it treats the other side respectfully. Opponents of gay marriage in the community are given their say. Pastors talk about the Bible. A congregant stands up to explain that being gay isn’t a civil-rights issue, because unlike being black or female, it’s a matter of choice. One of Lettman-Hicks’ house guests worries out loud about his son being corrupted by the homosexual agenda.

Including these voices is a painful, but, the film implies, necessary step, not for a balanced presentation, but because the community that includes black and LGBT people also includes homophobia. In fact, homophobia and queerness often exist together, side by side, or pew by pew.

At one point, The New Black takes a detour to trace the career of Tonéx, a highly successful gospel performer who came out in 2009 on The Lexi Show (“Have you struggled with homosexuality?” Lexi asks. “It wasn’t a struggle,” Tonéx responds. Cut to Lexi looking like someone has slapped her with a carp.) The material about Tonéx is fascinating, but initially seems to have little directly to do with the gay-marriage question in Maryland—until the film shows several gay Question 6 activists talking effusively about Tonéx, and how he’s represented not just the out queer community, but all the closeted queer people in all the African-American church choirs. As Anthony Heilbut chronicles in his 2012 essay collection The Fan Who Knew Too Much, closeted LGBT people, from James Cleveland to Alex Bradford to Ruth Davis, have been central to the African-American gospel tradition, and so to the African-American church. Whether acknowledged or not, they’re as much a part of conservative black church life as they are of any other part of the black experience. Love them or hate them, they’re family.

So the title, The New Black, has a double—or triple—meaning. It refers to the LGBT community, which can be seen as a new civil-rights movement. It refers to a new black identity, which can include LGBT people. And it also, ironically, refers to the fact that there is no new black; black identity and LGBT identity have always been part of the same community. When Question 6 passes, Huskens tearfully kisses her soon-to-be-wife and hugs their children. Huskens’ mother-in-law-to-be struts across the kitchen, looks in the camera, and exclaims, “Yes we can!” There couldn’t be a clearer statement that the black family and the LGBT family are one and the same.

Utilitarian Review 2/20/16

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On HU

Featured Archive Post: An interview with romance/sf novelist Bee Ridgway.

Matthias Wivel on Dan Clowes’ Patience.

Me on Beyoncé, Bill Gates, and anti-capitalism.

mouse gives a roundup of the best furry comics today.

Madeleine Gavaler on Lady Macbeth endorsing Hillary Clinton.

Robert Stanley Martin with on sale dates of comics July/August ’52.
 
Utilitarians Everywhere

At the Guardian I wrote a tribute to Vanity and the Last Dragon.

At the Establishment I surveyed the gay history of country music.

At Splice Today I wrote about

—why, contra Chait, progressives shouldn’t root for Trump.

—why SC should be moved ahead of NH on the Democratic primary calendar.
 
Other Links

Talia Jane on working at Yelp! and being unable to afford food.

Andy Green on the awesomeness of Bill Withers.

Jessica Luther on why sports sites handle reporting on sexual assault so badly.

My Favorite Supervillain Endorses Hillary Clinton (or, Macbeth ACT 5 continued)

 
“So thanks to all at once and to each one whom we invite to see us crowned at Scone,” said the under-characterized Malcolm with a flourish. Lady Macbeth rolled her eyes from behind her tree branch, as the men around her reveled in their masculinity and C-sections.

“I know it seemed like Shakespeare put me back in my properly gendered place,” she soliloquized quietly, with a surprisingly meta understanding of her unjust treatment, “but, as my more intelligent audience members guessed, I faked my guilt and insanity and suicide once I realized that my husband could not handle murder and power in moderation.”

Picking at the spots of blood still caked on her hands (that had not even been acting, women who orchestrate murders always have blood under their fingernails), she pondered possible careers and names. “Shall I go with Hillary, or will that perpetuate the misogynistic notion that all competent, powerful women are bitches?” she wondered. “This is eleventh century Scotland, but I’m definitely a Democrat. I know evil is not typically part of the party platform, but I do support gay marriage and cutting military spending. Down with the patriarchy!” she said. Lady Macbeth is also pro-choice.

Malcolm’s ears perked up having heard mention of feminism from behind an unsuspiciously womanly shaped tree branch. Lady Macbeth frowned, realizing that now and a millennium from now, you have to be quiet about gender equality or men will get offended. She also wondered if her voice was beginning to blend with the writer’s, who incidentally just started reading an autobiography of Hillary Clinton. “Unsex me here! Screw your courage to the sticking place!” Lady Macbeth whispered to stay in character.

She was still standing in the middle of a battlefield, and a particularly sparse and boring one because Shakespeare writes minimal stage directions. “Can I stand here being self-aware and voicing Madeleine’s political beliefs, or is there more to me? Do I have the potential for a meaningful plot arc, or am I limited by the abilities of a high school student who has not attempted creative writing of any sort since middle school, probably for good reason?” she asked, regaining control of the narrative. “Why do I ask so many questions?”

Lady Macbeth considered bringing her incompetently evil husband back, but then remembered that his severed head appeared on stage and could not think of a way around that one. Also, she does not need a man to complete her. “Are there any other tolerable characters in this play?”

The three witches appeared on the field which was slowly becoming more detailed and grassy and did a musical number like the one in Act IV that most don’t find as bizarre as they should. Concluding with a pas de bourree, they looked expectantly at Lady Macbeth, who after a ten day hiatus had forgotten if there was a plan for the rest of this story and was also feeling rather upset because she had just finished illegally binge-watching her favorite show about pies and murder and Lee Pace. Lady Macbeth also hopes Agent Carter gets renewed, because she understands how hard it is for women who accomplish just about everything in the male-dominated workplace without any credit.

“Double double toil and trouble, please stop daydreaming about hot British women,” said the weird sisters, whose favorite show is Dollhouse, in unison. They had given up on trochaic tetrameter because it is hard. The first witch, whose name is Maurice, realized that she had hurt Lady Macbeth’s feelings. It had been a very long day for her, and she was tired of bearded women putting other women down.

“No more slut shaming!” said Lady Macbeth, which wasn’t exactly relevant but always a phrase worthy of sharing. “My sweet malevolent nursery rhyme-y ladies, I find your anti-Semitic recipe on page 357 of Prentice Hall’s Literature: Timeless Voices, Timeless Themes rather problematic, but otherwise I think you three have a lot of potential.”

Lady Macbeth, Maurice, Helen, and Bertha sat down together in a nearby tearoom to discuss their backstories. Maurice, who finds Earl Grey with a blueberry scone especially delightful, went first.

“Shakespeare initially portrayed me as a chestnut-stealer who cuts off sailors’ thumbs, but I wasn’t always this way,” she said, her mascara running. Maurice wore heavy makeup at first because she felt the need to overcompensate for her scraggly beard, which everyone relentlessly teased her about in middle school. Over time, however, she has found her makeup to be fun and empowering. Maurice puts loving herself first, of which Helen and Bertha are very supportive. Her tale is being paraphrased to omit all of the swearing, for Maurice has quite a mouth. Helen and Bertha find this quality of Maurice endearing. The weird sisters love each other very much and enjoy the bonding experiences of dance numbers, life-ruining, and lesbian witchcraft.

“What about you, Lady Macbeth?” asked Bertha. Her beard was a beautiful auburn that brought out her eyes. “What made you commit murder?’

Sipping her English Breakfast with a dash of cream and no sugar, Lady Macbeth pondered how to answer. To her surprise, she did not want these conniving witches to think poorly of her murdering instincts. “You see,” she said, and hesitated. Was Lady Macbeth finally ready to reveal her mysterious character motivation? She continued to hesitate. The weird sisters looked at her expectantly. Lady Macbeth took a deep breath. Lady Macbeth exhaled and inhaled and exhaled and inhaled. Lady Macbeth cleared her throat. She paused again for dramatic effect.

“It was a means to an end. I knew that if I could murder Duncan and become queen, I could operate through my useless, weak husband to establish peace and prosperity in Scotland.” Lady Macbeth had planned to establish a democratic republic with healthcare and an abundance of welfare programs for its citizens, complete with a balanced budget and no drones.

The bearded women giggled. “Yes of course, silly,” said Helen. “That’s the whole reason we told Macbeth about his future; it was our plan to help you towards your perfect, happy, matriarchal society.”

“Unfortunately,” sighed Helen, “the men ruined our hopes and dreams.”

“Not all men,” whispered an earthworm outside that would later be reincarnated into William Shakespeare. A neighboring earthworm explained to Shakespeare the core ideals of feminism and how he might even accidentally be perpetuating misogynistic values and social norms in his daily actions.

“Well,” said Lady Macbeth, “I’m thankful for this opportunity to finally voice my side of the story through a critique of political and gender values in America. I hope we achieve peace in the Middle East soon and someday create the wonderful society that I tried to.” Lady Macbeth and the three witches laughed at the absurdity and disappeared into their spaceship to look for a less morally corrupt society, in a manner reminiscent of the excellent movie Hamlet 2, starring Steve Coogan.

Furries in the Now and the Future of Comics

I was near felled by a pang of anxiety after my last column about Image’s Graham and Rios curated Island #6 went live and broadcast the nice things I felt about it.  I had been thinking about my run as a furry culture columnist and decided to embark on a conscious exercise of positive reporting, because sniping at lazy culture writers was accomplishing little more than giving myself cerebral razor burn.  I do actually love that cover and do not regret publicly describing it as “spectacular.”  I love a furry reintroduction into mainstream comics being gay and horny, and I love the hot, bitter tears of the comixxx boys who are scandalized by it.  I desperately hoped that my friends and loved ones could read between the lines of that last missive, where I was telegraphing that I did not actually love the comic between the covers.  I was focusing on the positive, yes!  I don’t want furry culture to disintegrate into microcosmic atomized camps, nor do I want a dossier of everything someone jerked it to in the last six months before I can regard their work, good or bad.  When I said we don’t run in the same circles, I meant Onta and I have never interacted personally or online and also that the images and words he uses in his porn project attitudes about trans people that are repellent to me and we likely wouldn’t get along anyway.  I think he did good work acclimating his storytelling for a mainstream audience without compromising its voice.  But I also got to thinking about the furry artists whose everyday output is spectacular in its own context, even when making its den in our own online spaces, outside the vantage point of “alternative” comics.  So here is a broken, incomplete, totally lost in the woods compilation of brilliant furry comics on the web that you should be reading right now.  Also nominations for the Ursa Major awards are open until the end of Februrary.  The nice folk at Dogpatch Press decided to encourage a nom for some of my writing on here.  While the process is open, I would pass the same courtesy along to any of the authors listed below, as they’re all a reflection of anthropomorphic excellence.

(ED:  As furries are a tight-nit community, many of these comics are made by people I am cordially acquainted with and some of them are close friends.  Proceed with adequate caution and curiosity.)

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On Yonder Lea, I’d Shelter Thee by Artdecade (author link NSFW) (content warning for child abuse) (completed)

A remarkable, meditative, self-consious turn by a world-class furry pornographer.  Two lost, forgotten-about boys in 19th century Scotland seek in each other in the mouth of famine, a new life across the sea.  On Yonder Lea is a devastating tale of life and love swallowed under crushing waves of systematic cruelty.  Atrdecade’s milieu of dude porn has often traded in in a phantasmagoria of gay masculine desire with a knowing wink.  This comic, with it’s gentle cool grey and white spectrum nuzzles the reader up to the horrors of the other side of the coin of masculine power and the tenderness subsumed under its weight. This is Artdecade’s best, most sophisticated work in the medium of comics.

 

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Bright Night by Kiqoseven (violence) (ongoing)

Black and grey and red, Bright Night invokes the spirit of the work of contemporary supernatural/horror comics master Emily Carroll.  Two friends hunt for the unknown, the unknowable, on the property of folks who struggle with the knowing.  A stylish comic rooted in a sense of place, history and character, a proper haunted house story.  I’m very excited to see where this one goes.

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Thunderpaw: In the Ashes of Fire Mountain by Jen Lee (Epilepsy warning) (ongoing)

What seems like a post-apocalyptic adventure story is actually an intimate journey through personal trauma as two best friends have their whole world uprooted.  Bruno and Ollie are raw nerves in a world of opportunistic lightning strikes and strange gnashing of teeth.  Jen’s deep understanding of dog behavior informs this humane story about the anxieties that live under all of our skins.   Possibly one of the best furry comics ever, Thuderpaw showcases the duel between the deepest compassion and cruelties of life under constant stress in a distinctive style that utilizes a confident color scheme and beautiful, fluid gif animation.  This is a comic that lives its best life on the web.

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Posibilia by Barroo (ongoing)

Posibilia engages directly with the furry internet culture, where we use the web to connect with or distance ourselves from each other under the auspices of a specific platform.  This comic trains its eye on the ins and outs of furry Secondlife in the late aughts to tell a contemporary story about connection and self-definition in 2016.  It’s very funny and is a fantastic meeting of experiences of being queer online and queer irl.

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Night Physics by Austin Holcolmb  (content warning for substance abuse) (ongoing)

What do you dream about?  Austin asks this of a cast of furry strangers and himself in this handsome descent into the raw naked lizard brain.  This comic reaches deep inside the grey matter to get to the animal within and the inexplicable motivations behind all our actions.  The narrative floats in between on-the-spot one panel interviews with furries as they reveal their deepest secrets or offer a curt rebuff.  Some people need to be known and some need to be unknowable.  Night Physics is one of the prettiest, kindest, most thoughtful furry comics on the internet.

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Computer Love by Ivy Jane (nudity) (ongoing)

A diverse group of immigrants and drop-outs navigate their fates in Antarctica, one of the last safe places for humans escaping a scourge of giant ratlike monsters that have ravaged the rest of civilization.  Not necessarily a comic with furries, but one about furries who can explore their ideal selves in virtual reality.  Even when the “civilized” world is falling down around your ears, you can define your own existence where you feel safe and can protect yourself and your friends in Ivy’s anime-inspired Antarctica.  Computer Love is a story about queer people adapting, like we always have, to this or that mundane apocalypse.

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Crossed Wires by I Jay (ongoing)

A free-wheeling adventure that blends a sophisticated take on post-furry transhumanism a-la Egypt Urnash with a genuine love for 90s hacker genre trash like Johnny Mnemonic.  It’s another story on this list that engages with technology’s roll in how we navigate our identities and relate to each other.  I Jay has a quick wit and a chunky, dynamic graphic style that propels this comic through the better parts of your brain.

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Goodbye to Halos by  Valerie Hallah (ongoing)

Fenic’s asshole dad seals her off in a parallel dimension where she now lives in Market Square.  In her new dingy, impoverished little neighborhood far below the clouds, she learns how to chop onions and control her magic powers and flirt with the cute girls in her alien surroundings.  Valerie’s smashing understanding of color and composition, along with her cute character moments really make this comic super special and a delight to read.

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Boys are Slapstick by Rory Frances  (content warning: BDSM) (completed)

A head-on collision between Loony Toons-style violent self-annihilation and gay ennui, this is my favorite of Rory’s work published by Aevee Bee’s great online publication ZEAL.  It’s a brutal assessment of the characters we play and how we try and sometimes fail to live up to them, in queer spaces both public and private.  What are your limits when your self is not tied to fragile human anatomy?   Rory’s a creator who might (should) influence an entire generation of young gay furry cartoonists.

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Critical Success by  Roanoak (content warning:  this is porn)  (ongoing)

This is gorgeous furry-on-goo-creature fantasy roleplay.  Cocks of varying viscosity all over the damned place.  It’s the adventure zone for perverts.  YOU HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED THAT THIS IS PORN.  DON’T COME CRYIN’ AFTER YOU GET AN EYEFULL OF ALL THOSE PRISTINE GREEN JELLYWEINERS.  Seriously though, this is a a cognizant flip of the very rape-reliant genre of tentacle/goo porn that uses the device of a Dungeons and Dragons session to demonstrate negotiated consent.

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Carnivore Planet by Nero O’Reilly (author link NSFW) (ongoing).

Nero’s dense futuristic urban hellscape is like anything from the imagination of Moebius or Otomo, a rogues gallery pushed to their limit by their circumstances toward decisions they’ll (maybe) live to regret.  His furry cartooning reaches back to the golden days of alternative publishing with a studied contemporary storytelling sensibility.  Also look at those lines.

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Crow Cillers by Cate Wurtz (ongoing)

One of the most ambitious projects from one of the most audacious minds in furry comics.  Cate fuses intensely personal narratives with iconic cultural touchstones like the Simpsons with her arresting, hyper-colorful, deadpan while screaming-your-lungs-out visual sense.  If you love our beautiful medium, you cannot sleep on this comic.

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A&H Club by Rick Griffin (ongoing)

I might be biased in favor of this comic, having been raised in my early years on this earth by a single mom and in my adult life being into the idea of going about my day to day without wearing any trousers.  Rick Griffin is one of the most prolific and influential furries making comics today and this is his most heartfelt project about women supporting each other.

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Various comics in the Peaches and Cream universe by Michael Rey Vega (content warning:  porn again) (ongoing)

Miu (Mike Vega) has long been the sweet candy center of a certain flourescent aesthetic style in furry pornography.  He loves his characters and lets us see their lives unfold in comics for all ages and also for a more limited demographic.  I love that no one character in Mike’s fruitiverse is exclusively in service of jerk purposes.  Everyone has dignity and purpose and shops for muffin mix.  I’m on pins and needles waiting for bi sexpot Jam to finally ask to go steady with her crush, Plum!
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Today’s furries grew up on the web, and even our off-line interactions are based on the community we formed in BBS logs, VCL streams, back-and-forths-on Furaffinity, twitter and tumblr.  We care as deeply about comics as any joe bazooka cranking out tijunana bibles at the kinkos round the corner.  Our culture is fundamentally informed by our interactions online, and some of our best art still lives in digital spaces.  With webcomics, furries push the medium of comics to its limits every day, one page at a time, and we do it for our own pleasure, our own satisfaction and benefit.  If you could lend us your time, attention and $$$, maybe we could reclaim our pace in the canon of alternative comics.  But if you never showed up, we’d keep on keeping on, writing and drawing our fuzzy weirdo stories.